I think I have a pretty eclectic taste in music. I pretty much like a little of everything. The music I listen to depends entirely on my mood. Even the stuff people normally hate (country, rap, pop) I occasionally get a craving for.
But this morning my pop music tolerance was pushed over the edge. On my way to the dentist I heard the new Britney Spears song “Womanizer.” Have you heard it yet? It is without a doubt the worst song I’ve ever heard. EV. ER. I’m not exaggerating. The lyrics are ridiculous (there are about five words in the whole song), the beat is annoying and the singing (if you can call it that) is atrocious.
I was going to give you a sample of the awfulness that is this song, but when I went to link to the video on YouTube, I found out that the majority of the video is naked Britney. I mean buck naked. It’s disgusting. I feel a little sad for her, actually. She’s obviously desperate for attention.
In other pop music news, did you know that Vanilla Ice has a new album out today? Oh yeah. Hip Hop Classics. But the best part about it? He does three mixes of Ice, Ice Baby. Hello, Junior High, remember me?
Ugh. I feel dirty. I think I’m gonna have to go listen to some Andrea Bocelli just to cleanse my music palette.
So what’s the worst song you’ve ever heard?