The Better Marriage Blanket So tell me, married people. Is this worth $150? Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related 13 thoughts on “The Better Marriage Blanket” Add yours I already placed my order. Skip is rank. This item could have saved us $5000 in counseling fees alone. I’ll let you know how it works. Reply Eww. How ’bout just marrying someone considerate enough not to pass gas in bed? (They do exist. Men who tell you otherwise are the ones who do it, so stay away from them.) Reply Duly noted, Amber. Reply YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESIf my wife even hints that we need this b/c of me, all I have to say is…”Hello kettle? I’m the pot, and your black”It’s so bad, the dog doesn’t even sleep in our bed. Reply yeah this would be nice except for the dog that sleeps next to our bed sometimes stinks so bad she wakes us up. Does it work in the shower? lol How about the car? Reply Maybe they could make pants….dawn Reply Yeah. I think my dog needs this blanket. Reply HECK NO!Everyone needs to experience being hotboxed under the covers. It’s the true test for marriage. If you can wake up in the morning, remove the covers, and be blasted by one that’s been marinating all night—one that gave you a tan while you were sleeping—and still love your spouse, then that’s true love.I submit that Carolyn still loves Skip nonethelesss (and vice versa) and I think the “conflict” has made the two of them stronger.Plus, this would totally nullify the possibility for flatitory rape, which would render a perfectly hilarious term useless. Reply You know what I’m saying? Reply No Way, Share the love! Reply If you like this product, check out the item that they make for your underoos…http://www.garmentguard.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=8P.S. I’ll warn you that it’s a bit crass. Reply I think it depends on who you marry. You either need to marry someone who doesn’t stink up the bed or don’t care if your spouse stinks up the bed. Any other match and this might acutally be worth the money. PS I think the Jason pics on my site are real (not photoshopped). Who knows though these days! Reply I agree with Jen…”It depends on who you marry.” All people have gas at some point; it all depends on how your body handles different foods. Fortunately Emily and I are comfortable letting gas go in bed as long as we are pointed the other direction. I would not waste any amount of money on a “Special blanket.” Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) w Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.